I open my door for them and it's some sort of publicity stunt for them to visit their biggest fan. They're smiling and so excited to meet me. I'm completely embarrassed and don't know if I should tell them they have the wrong person. They swarm me with gifts, gift cards, movies, plane tickets for vacations.
Then they ask me, "So where is it?!! Where's your tattoo??!!" I realize that this crazy fan they've got me confused with has a crazy Harry Potter tattoo and that's how he/she won this thing. I think about lying and look at my tattoos to see if I could make something seem like it's a Harry Potter theme but I can't. I tell them they've got the wrong person. I ask Emma if she wants all the gifts back and they all look disappointed but tell me to keep the gifts.
They sit down on my couch and look really disappointed that they didn't get to meet their biggest fan. I try to make small talk but it's just awkward and it doesn't seem like they want to talk to me. I get up to look outside my patio and my parents are moving boxes at the house across from me. They've apparently moved there. I look down and Daniel Radcliffe and his friends are getting in their car and leaving. They didn't even say bye to me, rude.
And then... I wake up.
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