lesson taught

My grandma and parents are in my studio. It's night time, about 9-10pm and we're all getting ready for bed. I decide to look through my peephole, I see 2 young adults standing in front of my door looking around. One of them is wearing a bright green mask of a witch and is actually dressed up like a witch. The other person is dressed up to but I can't make out the costume. It looks like they're just messing around in the hallway.

I decide to scare them. I start pounding on my own door, letting them know I know they're there [I don't know what I was thinking]. They are startled but decide it's their turn to do the messing around. They stand (creepily) in front of my door and start making noises. They're trying to break in my house. My parents don't even know what's going on. I'm not scared, I know they're just trying to pull a prank. The one dressed up as a witch puts a broom under my door, hoping to scare me. I grab it and break it. I then shove it back under the door. They're getting upset.

I open my door, thinking I could say something vulgar and scare them off. But when I open the door, I realize I don't have the dead bolt on and one of them is leaning against my door. I can't close it fast enough. The door's opened but they don't come in. We just stare at each other. I yell "No!" and just slam the door. For some reason, I decide to go outside again to teach them a lesson. I start using big vocabulary, trying to scare them into thinking I'm a lawyer that could sue them for what they've done.

What once were 2 young adults now look like 7 year-olds. I follow them into a cafeteria and tell them how they shouldn't be doing this and messing around people's apartments. I go on and on. They look scared. I tell them I won't sue them if they just apologize to my parents because it was their house they messed with [don't know why I said that, since it was my studio] and they agree.

They follow me back to my place, which is next door to this cafeteria and I go inside. My parents are asleep, I don't want to wake them up, but I want to teach those kids a lesson.

And then... I wake up.